Cat Laser

I bought a stupid little laser thing to force the cats to get their move on cause I am sick of them being over weight and you can't really take a cat for a walk or at least not without look like a complete tool. It has already paid for its self as far as I am concerned I mean Mel goes crazy over it and Monk even moves a bit in hopes of capturing the red dot.

I realized today that I am doing really well right now in life and I am not really sure where to go from this point besides just keeping everything even until I can raise enough money to quit working for the rest of my life. First I have to pay off the house then I can just bank money like it was going out of style but sadly I am not going to be close to paying off my house anytime soon but there is always hope for random pennies from heaven.

I forget

Sometimes I forget to just love life and enjoy what I am doing and instead I get to worried about the past and the future both things I have no control over. Starting tonight I am going to try and remember the middle way and the present cause really that all we have that we can see at least or really know about in life.

I am some what addicted to my laptop and it's just ridiculously stupid thing to be addicted. Two weeks ago I was going to go a whole day (yes 24hrs) without using my laptop and my ego was not going to let me do that and I gave in mostly out of fear of what I would miss... Does that make any sense at all? Ha! I am sure it does to most of the people reading this blog! I can go a whole week without talking but I can't go a day without my laptop tisk... tisk... this is something I'll have to work on during the six weeks or so I am jobless.

Tres French!

I love good ads.

Grab the damn mop!

This is why I love the President so much because still ten months into being President he is still trying to get the American people to understand that if they want change they are going to have to get off their corn feed asses and do something about instead of blaming everyone else for their own problems. Stop being the victim America, no one likes it, and no want to take a whiny victim out on a date. Man the shit up and grab a mop and help solve the problem we collectivity created over the last few or shut up about it.

Love and kiss
  Udo

Dear Weather

Dearest Fall Weather,

 My name is Joseph E Phelps of Bemidji, Minnesota and I wish to make a complaint against the current weather that has befallen the state of Minnesota and surrounding states. I understand that is supposed to be colder this time of year and I accept this but the addition of snow is just going to far to soon. The trees have yet to lose their leaves but this simple fact seems to have eluded you dear Weather system of the North. I ask that you remove the snow at your earliest convenience and allow the weather to resume a more normal pattern for this time period of the year.

   Yours,
       Joseph E Phelps

Really?

I thought this was a joke a first but no it's really on a 24 hour "news" station...